Tag: 2019

True me.. Tap-32..

This tip is strictly confidential & limited only for guys. Whenever your girl asks you “Are you mad at me?”

Just answer YES. Either you will get a nice conversation with a cute puppy face tiny apology filled with no sense related to the real issue, or a nice BLOWJOB (in case you can last till her apology lasts😂).

True me.. Tap-31..

My only one tip for the people in relationships;

Words may hurt, but silence breaks both. Express & expand further. If you are in LOVE, your foundation is true consistent COMMUNICATION.

Tap OUT..😘

True me.. Tap-30..

I am the biggest flirtatious naughty fuck, I AGREE. No, I rank 2nd in the chart worldwide. 😂

Accidentally I bumped into a old high school mate after days. He just broke up from a 8year old relationship. I thought about expressing my sorrow & sorry. He just said something golden, I have to share it. This was his reason behind break up; “WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU MELONS, WHY SETTLE FOR LEMON?”

When I asked him to explain further, he was apparently mentioning towards his girlfriend’s boobs. So the take away is; “BOYS LOVE MELONS & MEN KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THEM”.

Tap OUT..😘