True me.. Tap-32..

This tip is strictly confidential & limited only for guys. Whenever your girl asks you “Are you mad at me?”

Just answer YES. Either you will get a nice conversation with a cute puppy face tiny apology filled with no sense related to the real issue, or a nice BLOWJOB (in case you can last till her apology lasts😂).

True me.. Tap-30..

I am the biggest flirtatious naughty fuck, I AGREE. No, I rank 2nd in the chart worldwide. 😂

Accidentally I bumped into a old high school mate after days. He just broke up from a 8year old relationship. I thought about expressing my sorrow & sorry. He just said something golden, I have to share it. This was his reason behind break up; “WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU MELONS, WHY SETTLE FOR LEMON?”

When I asked him to explain further, he was apparently mentioning towards his girlfriend’s boobs. So the take away is; “BOYS LOVE MELONS & MEN KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THEM”.

Tap OUT..😘

Second best Pick up line.. MAYBE!!

Just because I posted it, Yes it’s Sam’s line during our yesterday conversation about next vacation. & Sharing it with her permission, but I think it’s a old one. Loved it to be honest.

Here is that shit;

” I am Sam. I am a good Catholic girl, which means I love GOD. And GOD hates me, because I am getting impure thoughts about you.”

I am already hooked baby..🤪😘

No Love.. Not in a hurry..

Not gonna lie. Sometimes I feel like, I should have that special someone just for me 24/7. Someone who can hear me out & hold me even when the distance is physical or emotional. Yes it’s really important for a healthy lifestyle & a synchronous sex life when you are together with a legit person. You need a life partner who can stand the test of time. Basically that’s what you expect in love. And that makes you vulnerable to situations where people start misusing you.

Now I am working on my money bag. It will not take more time. The best part, people who are joining my journey are making me weak. I am loving my life now, eventually that’s more important. Self love is something you need to manifest first. Most people misunderstand self-love with selfishness or hatred to someone in past. That’s wrong & those people should focus on cleaning their mind first.

I am definitely not ready for love. But I am ready for a exciting life. A life with true people & genuine feelings of equally shared goodness. Loving it & living it to the optimum level best of my capabilities. 😂Maybe that’s my hot feature now. Understand your worth, then your demands from self & your other person. If someone is not meeting your expectations, try to make them understand life. If it’s still hollow, just move on. You all deserve a better life with abundance & happiness.