Your inconsistency is so remarkably rigid that it has become your only reliable trait.
You are entirely predictable precisely because you lack the discipline to hold a firm position; your constant wavering is simply the monotonous rhythm of a failure.

Your relentless inconsistency is, ironically, your most predictable trait.
You shift loyalties and values with such clumsy desperation that your instability becomes a reliable pattern.
You aren’t mysterious; you are simply a transparent example of a character lacking any foundation.