All January resolutions fail by February. If you want to achieve something, START NOW. That NOW has no date written on it.

Here goes my 8 resolutions for next decade which i am trying hard to achieve since past decade:

1: Having more patience.
(Failing miserably)
2: Not assuming everyone has room-temperature IQ.
(Also going terribly)
3: Being more approachable.
(Going even worse; resting predator face is hard to shake)
4: Lowering my expectations of modern humans to zero.
(Somehow, the collective still finds a way to dig under the bar)
5: Engaging in useless small talk without plotting an escape.
(Currently at zero completed conversations without visible eye-twitching)
6: Not diagnosing sheer incompetence as weaponized stupidity.
(Still convinced 90% of the population runs on autopilot and cheap dopamine)
7: Pretending to care about people’s manufactured, fragile drama.
(Empathy tank completely dry; zero fucks registered today)
8: Tolerating weak, excuse-peddling parasites with a straight face.
(Catastrophic failure; allergic to softness and fake victimhood)