To test the health of your relationship, look at your bank balance on the day you met versus now. The right partner protects your wealth; that is how trust is forged in this hollow, materialistic world.

As for my girl Ele, I bought her a Cartier watch, she wore it for 2 months, she flipped it for a £6,000 profit on StockX, transferred that whole cash to my account last night. Now, she’s obsessed with funneling that cash into a trust for our son who won’t even exist for three years because he will be born in December-2020. Women are amazing. I’m dying to start a real fight, but this woman is too damn perfect to give me an opening.