I just finished running the latest multi-agent geopolitical simulation model on my personal rig, and the results seem utterly disappointing. As a data analytics/artificial intelligence researcher paid to work at mncs/banks on financial models, my opinion on geopolitics is always personal, I still tried my best to predict geopolitical catastrophes, using every scraping tool and predictive algorithm at my disposal, I’ve completely secured my portfolio of investments when I got the opportunity. I’m in good financial shape, sitting on my ergonomic throne with a black coffee, kinda safe from the coming storm. But really? Looking at the data from the rest of the world makes me sick. The fragile ceasefire between the US and Iran in June is a mathematical illusion. All the data converges on a 94% probability of it breaking out in the second week of August 2026. The Iran-Israel conflict will soon erupt again, and this time it will be absolutely, brutally nasty.

Let’s start with the most brutal variable: Iran will ultimately lose. Models show that its conventional military and government infrastructure will be completely destroyed by continuous, synchronized attacks. It will be a bloodbath. But there’s a strange, frankly humorous glimmer of hope in this simulation. The complete, humiliating collapse of their existing structural system will force the birth of an entirely new era for Iran, one that will forever free the country from the grip of Islamic fundamentalism. Sometimes you have to burn down a rotten house to build a new, secular one. It’s a brutal evolutionary step, but the human cost will be enormous.

Meanwhile, the global economy will soon be completely shaken. We’re talking supply chain paralysis and hyperinflation. As always, Europe will be the second biggest loser in this American geopolitical adventure. We’ve seen that movie before, right? This conflict will immediately trigger another major illegal immigration crisis, flooding European borders just as they’re barely recovering from the previous crisis. Moreover, the resulting energy price spikes and economic shocks will act like a financial sledgehammer, always damaging European industry and the workforce in such circumstances. It’s almost comical how Europe always foots the bill for Washington’s foreign policy mistakes. India, China, and Russia are the only countries that will remain mostly isolated and distanced from most of these issues. They will simply sit idly by, watching the west’s dumbfuckery, and smugly protecting their overpriced supply chains.

And then there’s the good old United States. President Trump will face a massive, harsh backlash to this August crisis. In some ways, the utter chaos and strategic mismanagement of this escalating situation will make him the worst president the US has ever had, which is saying a lot. The real tragedy, however, is how much of a laughing stock American society will become in the long run. The political divide between Republicans and Democrats will morph into an unbridgeable chasm of hatred. Worse still, sociocultural algorithms show that the gap between men and women is widening to toxic, even bizarre levels. The result of all these problems will be a more hypersensitive and radicalized society, paving the way for deeper internal crises. And worst of all? When something bad happens in the US, the virus of that nonsense slowly spreads to the rest of the world. It’s inevitable.

Speaking of depressing macroeconomic forecasts, my AI models also show strange, disturbing data about the future job market. If you think war in the Middle East is bad, wait until you realize that in a few years, AI will even replace a surgeon & be far better with the same surgery. The job market has been algorithmically destroyed. We are rapidly approaching a point where a universal basic income (UBI) will become a necessary survival mechanism, leaving the bottom 95% of the population equally poor impoverished and utterly dependent on the system. The future looks very disturbing, and we are all just riding the wave. But hey, if my long-term predictive models are correct, the dust will eventually settle, and something truly better, a completely rebuilt society, different models of cash, will finally emerge after 2033. Until then, follow your responsibilities, do your duties on time, save for the rainy day & keep your head down.

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