Tag: 18

Another GREAT FIND!! 😂

Source: Reny. 😂

I always forget, some crap makes sense in my blog. I am not writing a novel here. 😜

Netflix & Chill.. Is it so?😂

It never works. I understand men have needs. Please be direct in case you wanna bang. Netflix & Chill is a major reason behind early pregnancy now a days (even in relationships & marriages). Plan babies when you both want it.

So when you talk about “NETFLIX & CHILL” with your girl, focus more on NETFLIX. 😂😜

(A tiny tip to my CMU chaps, you know this half brain stinky mofo in WhatsApp chat)

Tap my thoughts.. 06

I don’t have some superpowers. Catching someone lie or being uncomfortable is damn easy. Your voice modulation changes when you plan things in your head before answering something. Truth is natural, lie is planned. Don’t be afraid to be yourself.

True me.. Tap-32..

This tip is strictly confidential & limited only for guys. Whenever your girl asks you “Are you mad at me?”

Just answer YES. Either you will get a nice conversation with a cute puppy face tiny apology filled with no sense related to the real issue, or a nice BLOWJOB (in case you can last till her apology lasts😂).

Best Dad-Son Duo Joke..

Dad: At your age I was married & impregnated your mum with you in her tummy. When are you planning to get married?

Son: OK. Chill. No marriage. But next one, i too tried something like that with my girl.

Dad: What do you mean?

Son: I mean, I don’t know how to impregnate her with a condom on my lion.

Dad: You are a proper asshole.

Son: She said the same couple of times. 🤣

Some jokes have no conclusion. Get what you can take out of it. 🤣👍 SORRY BABA.