Tag: Berliner

Another GREAT FIND!!

Eyy polish bum, I adore the way you see life. And I want to be this kinda proud one day. You sooth this stubborn stupid money hungry dickhead named Tap. I agree about not talking LOVE yet, but I will not hold back when the time is right.😘

True me.. Tap-210..

😜YES I like to talk/flex little bit about my sneakers, hoodies and watches. What you don’t know is; most of the clothes & shoes I wear are a gift. Not the same for my watches. Way back my dad taught me the value of owning a timepiece & why you need to wear it with respect even though you can check the time in your phone. WE MEN CELEBRATE EVERY LITTLE SUCCESS BY GIFTING A WRISTWATCH TO SELF.

Tap OUT..💪😘

Valentines DAY.. How to!! FOR MY BROS..

Valentine’s Day is around the corner. Whether you wanna woo your boo, asking someone new out on a date or you are in a mood to get laid; take these tiny tips from your bro. A few lines of man-to-man talk.

1. Remove all deodorants from your closet today. Get a cologne/perfume, a good one looking at your budget (The best one I can suggest as it’s my all season good to go: DAVIDOFF COOL WATER). Before you meet her, a mild spray near back of your neck & earlobes. Don’t ask why!! Your girl deserves a well groomed person who values styling & smelling nice.

2. 4 days left for your date night, I mean 14th February night. Right after you wake up every single day from now, grind a big piece of ginger, add some warm water to it & drink it without thinking taste. Ginger is a natural thermogenic antioxidant & it helps to correct the amount of blood flow to overall body parts including your downstairs department. Now you know why.

3. Clean your bush & make sure to apply some extra virgin olive oil to stay away from unnecessary body odours. Get some nice boxer shorts as well.

4. Understand the importance of keeping it classy yet low-key while dressing up for special occasions. Wear a sleek wristwatch, dial not bigger than 42mm. Just for one day, ditch your sports shoes or Balenciaga Triple-S kinda moonwalkers.

This is a screenshot from my Instagram stories. I usually do this social service every year to some stupid friends.

Last tip: Own who you are for real. When you are talking to your partner or future-partner, make sure you lie/hide nothing. Be blunt about what you want from yourself & from the other side as well. A truthful person is hard to resist & people take no time to get intimidated. Tap OUT..💪👍