True me.. Tap-831..

Life is a funny little process.
Because sometimes you find yourself when you least expect it.
Sometimes you let go when you don’t even notice you’re letting go.
And sometimes the right people find you on the days you need them the most.
Sometimes everything just clicks.
Because the universe is always in your favor.
It is always looking out for your best interest.
Always making sure you get the lessons and gifts you need.
Have faith in your progress because, progress is a gradual consistent process.
Life is fun, let it be.

(This music video got nothing to do with the post above. Next few words are for my bestfriend DEMI, pardon your RUDEY/TAPPIE/GOLDEN BEAR/LION KING. This song was on loop 3 times & my neighbour girl was vibing looking hella sassy ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ in a bit to short denim shorts. You know my hands have their own life while dancing & I can’t get over athletic caucasian girls. Yes i hate you, actually i love your fit ๐Ÿ‘ little more than i like you.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคช Missing your voice & vibe. No matter who’s around, you own the biggest chunk of my head & heart till i am single. Pick me from Matt’s place, office dinner tomorrow & my eyes are wide open to devour your A-game.๐Ÿ˜‹
I won’t leave it open, you know I’m on on go.
Moving too fast, you know I’m on on go).

Tap OUT..โœŒ๏ธ

True me.. Tap-575..

Once in a while one friend or another asks me this question: “Tap, what you do when you are stressed!!?”.

OK. This one has two solutions for me;
1. Figure out who/what caused stress & kill that reason behind it silently.
2. Lift weights, do some 200 push-ups, look at my imperfect 5-pack abs in mirror, talk to my PhD research associates to figure out who is running ahead of me, login to my amazon seller portal to see how many boxes of whey protein we sold today, then have a pint of my favourite low calorie sugarfree ice cream in sea salt caramel flavour while watching Tom and Jerry.

Two easy ways actually. Most of the time i prefer the 2nd one because murder is still illegal. In case i get the opportunity to kill someone without getting punished, i would love to kill my bestie bitch by leaving her inside a huge bucket in any snowy swedish village during 2070 winter. If you are one of my close friends, you already know i am a simple stupid sober sassy person who is unaware of all emotional melodramas. Nobody is big enough to hurt me or give me stress. The worst things a human can do is; LIE. Every liar falls in line with every negative prediction. And i bet, after a while they seem fun & funny because of their repetitive pattern of lying. Fuck fake goodness. Tappie loves real people with clean intentions & bad will always work if it’s real.

Have a good one.
Tap OUT..๐Ÿ˜˜

True me.. Tap-440..

Time decides who you meet in life. Your heart decides who you want in life. And your behaviour decides who stays in your life.
– Buddha

In my case I am married to my bank account & we share an amazing togetherness. Next I want my boss TAP to stop being so bossy & let me retire within next 2-3 years, so that I can woo & hook up with a sassy bitch/boo/angel for next 2-300 years. Yeah I want 80-90 babies as well. ZK.๐Ÿ˜œ

Demi challenged me in CMU group to share two pick-up lines close to my heart. (Those who don’t know, Demi is my bestie since past 250 years). Btw who stores pick-up lines in heart!! These two are in my head though:
1. Your breath smells amazing, gimme some.
(Used by Demi on me during prom. And thanks to almighty, never dated this half blonde dumb bitch.๐Ÿ˜)
2. Not sure whether it’s your smile or booty, 2 out of 4 cheeks are definitely working.
(That’s my favourite pick-up line. Always works on latinas, pardon me for going little racial. Not sure how many times I have misused this one).

Tap OUT..๐Ÿคช

True me.. Tap-214..

I asked for a tagline suggestion to my bestie bitch while discussing SEO related stuffs regarding a clothing brand. The answer i got is amazing yet unusable.

FOLLOW WHAT YOU FEEL”..

Tap OUT..๐Ÿ˜˜

Demi.. Not me please..๐Ÿคฃ

Just teasing my bestfriend because she is a Taurus. Can’t deny scoring a stupid yet amazing person in her who stood the test of time. Appreciated my bestie bitch..muaaahhh๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

(Click on the screenshot pic for article’s link.)

I am married to MONEY!!๐Ÿ˜‚

Joke aside, I wanna be strong & stable enough to buy whatever shit I think of. We all have this goal, I am riding it. Living & Loving my best life.

Grumpy Asshole..๐Ÿคช

My expression to bestie while getting pampered “bitch you so jelo”. (Need to work a lot on my triceps, time to get rid of wine-dine trips.)

Demi, you are the biggest support in my pursuit of happiness. No Thanks for being my best friend. I cherish you. Uploading this pic while my bestie bitch was eating my brain during facetime. Whatever written here are pure nonsense & have nothing to do with the pic above.๐Ÿ˜œ