Tag: bestie

True me.. Tap-831..

Life is a funny little process. Just because I am spending a bit too much time lately with family, my nephews, and my horses does not mean I have given up on my ambitions or started playing it safe just because a few businesses took off. I paid my dues through hard days, and now when I look around, all I see are dumbfucks. I know I am ahead of 99.9% of the people within a 1000km radius. It is not even a good feeling; it feels like being a god, which I am not. At my best, I am just a gentle demon holding a baton of karma while kneeling in front of Mother Nature or Lord Shiva. I have lost so much that the fear of losing is completely gone, and nothing bothers me anymore, even if I am sometimes terrified of myself.

People know I do not know how to be sad, but I keep my anger on a tight leash because I am dead ass serious at my core. My mind is a dark place to hang out, and looking around, the fakefuckery is at an all time high, which is why I have taken refuge in pure humor while still enjoying myself a bit too much. The right people know the drill: my only real missions are being a great son to my mama and a good citizen to my motherland, and the pursuit is on. Somewhere down the line after my PhD, I might just crash law school in 2027, fingers crossed.

(This music video got nothing to do with the post above. Next few words are for my bestfriend DEMI, pardon your RUDEY/TAPPIE/GOLDEN BEAR/LION KING. This song was on loop 3 times & my neighbour girl was vibing looking hella sassy 🔥🔥🔥 in a bit to short denim shorts. You know my hands have their own life while dancing & I can’t get over athletic caucasian girls. Yes i hate you, actually i love your fit 🍑 little more than i like you.😂🤪 Missing your voice & vibe. No matter who’s around, you own the biggest chunk of my head & heart till i am single. Pick me from Matt’s place, office dinner tomorrow & my eyes are wide open to devour your A-game.😋
I won’t leave it open, you know I’m on on go.
Moving too fast, you know I’m on on go).

Tap OUT..✌️

True me.. Tap-575..

Once in a while one friend or another asks me this question: “Tap, what you do when you are stressed!!?”.

OK. This one has two solutions for me;
1. Figure out who/what caused stress & kill that reason behind it silently.
2. Lift weights, do some 200 push-ups, look at my imperfect 5-pack abs in mirror, talk to my PhD research associates to figure out who is running ahead of me, login to my amazon seller portal to see how many boxes of whey protein we sold today, then have a pint of my favourite low calorie sugarfree ice cream in sea salt caramel flavour while watching Tom and Jerry.

Two easy ways actually. Most of the time i prefer the 2nd one because murder is still illegal. In case i get the opportunity to kill someone without getting punished, i would love to kill my bestie bitch by leaving her inside a huge bucket in any snowy swedish village during 2070 winter. If you are one of my close friends, you already know i am a simple stupid sober sassy person who is unaware of all emotional melodramas. Nobody is big enough to hurt me or give me stress. The worst things a human can do is; LIE. Every liar falls in line with every negative prediction. And i bet, after a while they seem fun & funny because of their repetitive pattern of lying. Fuck fake goodness. Tappie loves real people with clean intentions & bad will always work if it’s real.

Have a good one.
Tap OUT..😘

True me.. Tap-440..

Time decides who you meet in life. Your heart decides who you want in life. And your behaviour decides who stays in your life.
– Buddha

In my case I am married to my bank account & we share an amazing togetherness. Next I want my boss TAP to stop being so bossy & let me retire within next 2-3 years, so that I can woo & hook up with a sassy bitch/boo/angel for next 2-300 years. Yeah I want 80-90 babies as well. ZK.😜

Demi challenged me in CMU group to share two pick-up lines close to my heart. (Those who don’t know, Demi is my bestie since past 250 years). Btw who stores pick-up lines in heart!! These two are in my head though:
1. Your breath smells amazing, gimme some.
(Used by Demi on me during prom. And thanks to almighty, never dated this half blonde dumb bitch.😝)
2. Not sure whether it’s your smile or booty, 2 out of 4 cheeks are definitely working.
(That’s my favourite pick-up line. Always works on latinas, pardon me for going little racial. Not sure how many times I have misused this one).

Tap OUT..🤪

True me.. Tap-214..

I asked for a tagline suggestion to my bestie bitch while discussing SEO related stuffs regarding a clothing brand. The answer i got is amazing yet unusable.

“FOLLOW WHAT YOU FEEL”..

Tap OUT..😘

Demi.. Not me please..🤣

Just teasing my bestfriend because she is a Taurus. Can’t deny scoring a stupid yet amazing person in her who stood the test of time. Appreciated my bestie bitch..muaaahhh😘😘

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I am married to MONEY!!😂

Joke aside, I wanna be strong & stable enough to buy whatever shit I think of. We all have this goal, I am riding it. Living & Loving my best life.