Granny!! SORRY!!

I will never be able to make a way out of your life. You are a gem to me dumb demi. Sometimes I feel I do too little & hold you back, but I deserve it. You deserve the best of me & worst ones are free with it. This friendship between us is like a contract no-one will ever break. Thank you for being bestie to this stubborn baddie.

Being honest right now, I want to be in a relationship & say all those generic stupid lines like moon,star,heart,fart to my girl soon soon. I will let it build stronger first, later everything will fall into places quickly. I too feel someone needs to be with me instead of some. And I am getting a husky in 2019.

Granny.. It’s sooooo YOU!!

The best one in ALTERNATINO yet.
Anyone watching Comedy Central UK??
It’s more about Hispanic shit & dope fun.πŸ‘πŸ‘

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I am SORRY my bestie dumb demi. I saw it & I can’t stop thinking about you since then. Who else can replace your romantical desperation from those days!!

Muaaaaahhhh..😜

Conversation with BESTIE!!

Over WhatsApp call..

Tap: Hey I like Eminem.

Bestie: Yeah me too, I love m&m.

Tap: Bitch I am talking about rapper Eminem.

Bestie: You know Rudey, I like you so much that your voice always sounds different to me.

(Point to be noted: Everyone I know, knows who’s this bitch. She will never give up hitting on me.)