Dad: At your age I was married & impregnated your mum with you in her tummy. When are you planning to get married?

Son: OK. Chill. No marriage. But next one, i too tried something like that with my girl.

Dad: What do you mean?

Son: I mean, I don’t know how to impregnate her with a condom on my lion.

Dad: You are a proper asshole.

Son: She said the same couple of times. 🤣

Some jokes have no conclusion. Get what you can take out of it. 🤣👍 SORRY BABA.