Two people want each other. True. Vibe. Grow. Stick together. A relationship must be as simple and easy as that. Just cut & exit when anything else beyond/below that comes to play, that’s nothing but pure mindfuckery.
I love being single because “I DON’T LIKE/WANT OBLIGATION”, the same reason I don’t like debt or mortgages. My approach to life remains the same no matter where I am dealing with whatsoever kinda situation. And YES, I do believe in a truthful togetherness.
Tap OUT..👍
Time decides who you meet in life. Your heart decides who you want in life. And your behaviour decides who stays in your life.
– Buddha
In my case I am married to my bank account & we share an amazing togetherness. Next I want my boss TAP to stop being so bossy & let me retire within next 2-3 years, so that I can woo & hook up with a sassy bitch/boo/angel for next 2-300 years. Yeah I want 80-90 babies as well. ZK.😜
Demi challenged me in CMU group to share two pick-up lines close to my heart. (Those who don’t know, Demi is my bestie since past 250 years). Btw who stores pick-up lines in heart!! These two are in my head though:
1. Your breath smells amazing, gimme some.
(Used by Demi on me during prom. And thanks to almighty, never dated this half blonde dumb bitch.😝)
2. Not sure whether it’s your smile or booty, 2 out of 4 cheeks are definitely working.
(That’s my favourite pick-up line. Always works on latinas, pardon me for going little racial. Not sure how many times I have misused this one).
Tap OUT..🤪
Two reasons behind my singlehood:
1. Most approach me with a thought “they can’t tie me down, but taking a chance with Tap is worth it”. That thought is both stupid & dumb from beginning.
2. I buy lies at a price of pence per kilo. The moment you lie, I already know your worth is not more than a quid. I admit/accept all sorts of mess I made & the biggest pride I carry is “I am a TRUE me no matter who/what you are. I don’t mind hurting people to say what I feel. Reason: if I don’t express, it might bug my mood. And in my eyes, I am the most expensive person I ever came across.”
Tap OUT..💪
The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.
– T. Roosevelt
A relationship without TRUST is like a car without gas. You can sit in it as long as you want, it’s not going anywhere.
(Someone said this amazing thing during a college fest. Not my words)
Business is a game of PRICES and Relationship is a game of VALUES. We always want something EXPENSIVE or someone VALUABLE.
Tap OUT..😘
You don’t need to believe in Zodiac signs or Horoscope till your life gets involved with another person, name it a RELATIONSHIP/LOVE or even with BUSINESS/WORK SITUATIONS. You can be the strongest ever individual till someone becomes capable enough to explore/exploit you physically/emotionally & fucks your sanity. Zodiac sign pairs matter for a reason.
Just an example; Barack Obama is a Leo & Michelle Obama is Capricorn. That’s a POWER COUPLE, you know who’s the lion & who’s his queen in this relationship. Now towards current US president Donald Trump who’s a Gemini & Melania Trump who’s a Taurus, I will let you decide who’s the DICK & who’s PUSSY in this equation!!?😜
Tap OUT..👍
Whether you are in a relationship or you want to be in a relationship; make sure it’s all about what you want, not what you need.
Happier people are always loyal in their relationships.
Tap ON (Tapan) 
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