Tap my thoughts.. 13

Life is like a concert. Don’t go ahead & argue/fight with/for somebody towards any reason good or bad, it’s like you are stopping your own fun by wasting time on someone else who is all about negative vibe.

True me.. Tap-45..

Since the day you are born till today, all your actions are already written by your almighty. Call it destiny or call it your lifepath.

The only thing you can do is; understand your heart/head’s call & put it under logic to understand the truth, just follow it. You know where to move. Don’t prefer to live under regrets. You deserve happiness & love in your life. Smile..

Tap OUT..πŸ€—

Miss RightNOW.. Laura πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚

Sharing it with permission.
I heard this one before, but I loved it. We forget to value real people/love in search of instant gratification, few dickheads/pussies go even one step further with physical pleasure & couple bucks worth of materialistic gains. Money is something you earn with little respect & dignity to fetch your dreams/needs. I never understand those who fuck for money in the name of LOVE/relationship. You have the full potential in you to achieve way more than those few quids worth of materialistic bullshit.

Focus more on your financial independence & Mr/Miss Right instead of Mr/Miss RightNOW.

Sometimes I get to spend some quality time with this beautiful optimistic person, I love each moment of it. & Yes, I appreciate people who uplift me. I am more of a PDA kinda guy when my friendships are concerned. I am a naughty fuck, I accept that. But LOVE is something which is making me go on a soul searching journey, enjoying each moment of it. Allowing myself to get in touch with everything & everyone who bring happiness/joy to my life. A big THANK YOU to all who make me feel special & yes I need this.

Just ending it with a tiny big thought. I don’t want my love to be a competition among 7-8. Someone suggested me to open up heart & WhatsApp for communication with new folks, because I was feeling heartbroken. Now I am struggling to pick one, because some really chic angelic souls are showering tons of positivity & goodness on me. I deserve none to be honest. Keeping all doors open; if it’s love, let it happen. If it’s me being a strong stubborn prick who isn’t ready for romantic bullshit, please deal with that as well..

Tap OUT..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

True me.. Tap-44..

I am a nice fucker. In case you see me being a dick towards someone; please don’t judge, that piece of shit deserves even worse.

Tap OUT..πŸ–οΈ

Tap my thoughts.. 11

If you can’t speak your TRUTH, expect me to treat you like a rubbish. I smell liars. I fucking don’t care whether you are dead or alive, there is no place for you to live in my world of happiness & positivity.

Best Dad-Son Duo Joke..

Dad: At your age I was married & impregnated your mum with you in her tummy. When are you planning to get married?

Son: OK. Chill. No marriage. But next one, i too tried something like that with my girl.

Dad: What do you mean?

Son: I mean, I don’t know how to impregnate her with a condom on my lion.

Dad: You are a proper asshole.

Son: She said the same couple of times. 🀣

Some jokes have no conclusion. Get what you can take out of it. πŸ€£πŸ‘ SORRY BABA.

iPhone XS.. Read it.. πŸ€£

Son: Apple launched iPhone XS base variant for a grand again, just before a day. In India it’s gonna cost 100K+ in Rupees.

Dad: price doesn’t matter. You please don’t buy the XS one. Your hands are big, you stick to a M or L size.

(Not gonna tell you my source, don’t want to be judged further)πŸ˜‚

Our previous generation needs to go tech savvy or just stop at a qwerty keypad. Further information related to technology from their mouths is just horrifying.