Break UP SEX!! Really??

Apparently my friends were suggesting to go on a banging spree last time when I told them about breaking up with a person who felt flat on standing on her ground to be a human. I just exited that part because that wasn’t serving me. If a relationship isn’t making you happy; you don’t need to break up from that person, you just need to come out from the bullshit they are trying to sell you. The day they will understand their own value, that person will figure out what’s best for them & you figure out what’s best for you.

In the name of break up, don’t go for stupid rebound sex bullshit. Some even end up in friends with benefits situations which attract more complications. That lowers your standard as a human even further. I make sure there is some standard in a person even when it’s a one night stand. That girl wasn’t even worth it. That was my reason for break up.

(Not gonna mention further details)

Netflix & Chill.. Is it so?πŸ˜‚

It never works. I understand men have needs. Please be direct in case you wanna bang. Netflix & Chill is a major reason behind early pregnancy now a days (even in relationships & marriages). Plan babies when you both want it.

So when you talk about “NETFLIX & CHILL” with your girl, focus more on NETFLIX. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

(A tiny tip to my CMU chaps, you know this half brain stinky mofo in WhatsApp chat)

Second best Pick up line.. MAYBE!!

Just because I posted it, Yes it’s Sam’s line during our yesterday conversation about next vacation. & Sharing it with her permission, but I think it’s a old one. Loved it to be honest.

Here is that shit;

” I am Sam. I am a good Catholic girl, which means I love GOD. And GOD hates me, because I am getting impure thoughts about you.”

I am already hooked baby..πŸ€ͺ😘

The best pick up line..

Ha Ha.. OK saying it here right away. My university friends were asking me to reveal in CMU group that I already exited.

Sam used this pick up line I perfectly remember;

“Buy me dinner & I am your dessert”. πŸ˜‚

I forget nothing. SORRY Sam. & I love everyone who are cheering me up for a better tomorrow. Thank you again.